Comebacks

Now's the time for defence with comebacks! Sometimes people need to get a taste of their own medicine, this is the time to be extremely evil! Feel free to submit yours.

Credit: Lipaoklipa, Patricia, Gilian

Insult: Digimon are for babies!
Comeback: You must be going blind since you obviously can't see right in your old age since babies acutally don't watch TV, unless you know something we don't!

Insult: (Someone makes a comment on a website or forum) You are so lame for liking Digimon! Grow up!
Comeback: Erm, you know, some of us "NORMAL" people without a serious case of a PROBLEM with the world would acutally come on a site to... I don't know, act SANE???!! unlike some people *not mentioning any names* needs to GROW UP.

Insult: Get a life! How pathetic of you to still watch Digimon!
Comeback: Some of us obviously has a life, and when do you plan to find yours??

Insult: Digimon is crap!
Comeback: Hopefully nothing like yours or else it would be toxic death!

Insult: Digimon (or character) is gay!
Comeback: Oh they are gay, excited, sad, whatever. I call that normal, if you think it's strange, maybe you really have been drinking too much!

Insult: Digimon is so stupid.
Comeback: Perhaps we should measure your IQ first to make sure you are okay, since most of us actually judge AFTER we watch something.

Insult: (Someone being extremely rude on a Digimon website)
Comeback: BUGSPRAY! Where's the damn bugspray when you need it? *Gets the fly swat* C'mon fly! *SLAM!!* HA! (block this person's IP from your website).
Susanna (change to your name) 1 - Fly: ZIP! I'm on a role!

Insult: Please tell me I didn't just see you on a DIGIMON site?!
Comeback: No, you just saw me on a Dicksmith Super doorlock insurance for Homeless people site! Duh, of course I'm on a Digimon site!

Insult: Digimon is #&@!&%@!%! (Swears a lot in sentence)
Comeback: Get perhaps an EDUCATION since rubbish isn't understood by the majority of the human race. *Sighs* People are so in need of proper english lessons these days!

Insult: Yeah Digimon was cool when we were like 10, now it's just embarrasing that you still like it!
Comeback: I'm trying despirately not to laugh at your wannabe-90-year-old-cranky-old-fart but it's failing miserably! HAHAHAHA!!!

Insult: What do you see in Digimon anyways? It's just a silly, useless program!
Comeback: I acutally have eyes that work, ears that work, a brain that works and a sense of humour. You obviously lack them all.

Insult: Digimon sucks!
Comeback: Sorry to disappoint you, but Digimon eat normally. Perhaps you'd know what it feels like to suck a finger or toe since you seem to know an awful lot about it.

Insult:  Digimon Stinks!!!
Comeback: If Digimon stinks, then I'd hate to smell your feet odor... ew!

Insult: What did you say? You are watching digimon? Bwahahahaha! They are for little children. Bwahahahaha!You are so immature!
Comeback: Thank you my dear respected friend for such a beautifull friendly comment. But lets do a recap of your life. You live day after day trying to make manny friends, non of them is a reall one,you copy everything around you so you think playing guitar will make you popular, you may had real things you loved but your wish to be accepted erased them with complete blindness and stupidity.You breathe and wake just to find out what other people think about you and any sign of you having something you personaly love you turn into an abnormall abnormality that has zo be erased by an abnormal acts of negating and shaking with sideffects of twitching and sweat, SO DONT CALL ME IMMATURE, OK!?.......friends?

Insult:  You think Digimons are soooo cool well they're not you're soo immature that you think it's true I think you Digimon-Lovers are just a bunch of babies who still believe in little monsters who live in monsterland and comes in our world to be our friends and invite us to a tea party.
Comeback: Well at least I'm not as rude as you are I mean who do you think you are to judge us for what we like and at least we like something that inspires us for doing something good and just because you think it's lame and for babies well do want you want as long we can't hear it I don't even care if they call me names or gossip about me being a baby I've been through that and I can do it again!You boss us around tell us that this and that are lame but do you think everybody in the whole wide world agrees with you no they don't so there!

Insult: Gosh!The way they talk....those idiots can't even update grammar!Digimon's for babies!
Comeback: Hahahaha!And you can't even answer what a pronoun is!Idiot!*lol*

Insult: Hahahaha!Digimon ain't winning against ******(Brand X type of show)
Comeback: Wanna bet?Let's have a battle-1-on-1 to see which is better!...unless you're scared!!!Haha I win.>:]

Insult: Digimon eat dirt off their sockets!
Comeback: And I eat meat for breakfast.Let's see.....I'll start off with you....starting with your eye sockets........
*evil grin*

Insult: Digimon is-wait......STUPID!!
Comeback: Oh, shut up.You've been using that insult for a million times by now!I'll bet you're too stupid to find other insults......I'll bet that a baby can do better!!! Besides,you're the one who can't even score 80%!