Caption Archive

Susanna
*POUNDS*
Zoe: Now lets look at the size of your brain.. NO NO NO!! STILL TOO BIG! *Pounds again*
Tommy: She's been doing that all morning!
Koji: With no results!

Miyako
Kouji:- And people say I have problems

Aerith
Izumi: TAKUYA, YOU'RE SAYING THIS SKIRT MAKES ME LOOK FAT??!!
Takuya: Ack, no!
*Takuya gets pounded by the stick*
Kouji: I'm glad I'm not him.
Tomoki: *scrambles away* Good luck Takuya-nii. I think Izumi's gone crazy now.

Rachel
Zoe:I've had it with everyone having these weird goggles and hats.
(Tommy+Koji give her a 'you're crazy' look)
Zoe:You two are next.(evil grin)

Dynasmon24
This is what happens when J.P. is even more desperate to get Zoe away from Takuya. Or maybe he just wanted to become the leader of the group.

Frankie
Zoe: You ate all my cupcakes!!!
Tommy: He's a goner.
Koji: Oh yeah

KKDW
"Takuya I am not going out with someone who's eye keeps leaking!"

Minamoto Izumi79
Izumi: Kya, what is that... Thing? (talking about the 'thing' on Takuya's neck)
Takuya: Wha?!?
Izumi: *Bang!*
Tomoki: Well, atleast now we don't have to follow some plans that might never work for today...
Kouji: *Sighs* When are you going to EVER grow up...?

SepherZmon
Takuya:what was that for?!
Zoe:You told Kouji you were going to brake up with me...

Kouji:*walks away slowly*ok...
Tommy: You two are going out!? how sad..(for you Takuya)

Chibi_Mighty
Zoe: *rants about Takuya in Italian*
Takuya: What did I do!?
Tommy: It could be the fact you told her that her hat looks like a dead Numemon in Italian
Takuya: I just wanted to say hi in Italian!
Kouji: . . .

Lady Izumi
Izumi: You Bastard! Gimme back my hello kitty!
Takuya: No! Never!!
Tommy: Ooookay...
Kouji: Idiots... I'm surrounded by idiots!

GWolf
Takuya: See this is hy I need goggles. Crazy ladies kep hitting me on the head and making my eyes two different shapes

Keruri
Zoe: J.P! I'm going to get you for that! Take this! And that!! AND THIS!!
Takuya: Can someone wake her up?
Tommy: I'm not going to wake someone up when they're sleep walking.
Koji: Shouldn't you say sleep-hitting or sleep-whacking?
Takuya: If this is when she's alseep, I don't want to see her awake....HELP! J.P THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

wemj
Ive always hated your goggles!

digigirl12
Zoe: Get it away from me!
Takyua:Fine,but hitting me won't help!
Tommy:She's losted it.......
Kouji:I sure don't to be Takyua right now....

Sueko
Takuya: Gaah... can't... breathe...
Izumi: *sees thing around Takuya's neck* AIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! *hits Takuya instead of the "thing"*
Tomoki: That's really weird CPR...
Kouji: .... I'll get Junpei. *would rather not help, as he might get hit in the head too*

Cameron
"Survivor: Digital World"
After just a few hours the contestants are at each others throats.

Jeri
Zoe: get up get up get up
Takuya: you gotta be kidding me
Zoe: GET UP
Koji: i'd do as she says if i were you
Tommy: yeah wheres junipei when you need him
Takuya: HELP

Butterguy
Zoe:That should take care of the goggle coward!
Kouji:Oh boy.
Tommy:Oh man!Its fighting again!
Digimon:I won the arcade game!

Geist
Takuya:*Trys to look up Zoe's skirt*
Zoe:*Pounds Takuya*PERVERT!

Timewitch
Zoe: Yuk, disgusting! Don't worry, Takuya, I'll help you!
Tommy:I think he wants to remain helpless!
Kouji (thinking): I hope I'll remember not to ask her help for anything!

Calvin
Zoe: OH NOO!!!! A Takua Has the red thing, take this takua !!WHAM!!!
Takua: Zoe, im on the team not the red thing
Koji: Same difference
Tommy giggles

Esther
*Smack*
Zoe: Oh my Gosh! Let go of his you monster thing!
Takuya: Your suppose to hit the monster not me.
Tommy: What a dork!
Koji: I hope she doesn't hit me....

cheyanne
Zoe: You idiot! How are we suppose to get out of here huh?!
Tommy: I'll find the digivice.
Koji: I'll stay right here with zoe ok tommy? tommy? he's gone out to find the digivice.
Tommy:WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheyanne
Zoe: You Idiot how can we git out of a digimon's body?!
Tommy: Now where is that digivice?
Koji: Get a grip girl. Here I fund a shovel that you can hit.
Zoe: Ok.

Zach-O
Zoe: "Steal my toffee while everyone's asleep will ya!" *WHACK* "Give me back MY toffee, you tofee stealing JERK!" *WHACK*
Takuya: "But I didn't do it! I just woke up and there it was! I swear!"
Zoe: "Yeah right!" *WHACK*
Tommy sneaks away. "Heh, heh heh... That's what you get for calling my hat big."

gigadramon
zoey: you wanted chocolate TAKE IT.
takuya: ouch zoey what did you put in that chocolate concrete?
tommy: another stone in that head of his.
jp: hey zoey could i have that chocolate wehen youre finished
everyone : hahaha

insanity
zoe: why wont u ask me out!!!!!!??????
*whacks*
takuya: gah!!! i waz... going... to...
*passes out*
tommy:. . . umm okay. . . *crawls away*
koji: *thinks* "some one is desprate" -walks away slowly-

Aaron
Izumi: KYAAAAA!
Takuya: I'm sure this is domestic abuse SOMEWHERE.....

Korena
Zoe: TAKUYA, THIS IS MY HEADBAND!
Takuya:WHAT!?

Aaron
Zoe:Die U monster!
Takuya:Hey its me!
Zoe:Takuya ur the monster? That makes it even better! Now u must DIE!!!

Luca
Izumi: Did you say this hat makes my head look big?! *smacks*
Kouji: Glad I'm not *him*.
Tommy: Heh heh, serves him right too.

phantom of death
Zoe: arghhh how dare you watch me on the toilet.
tokuya; what i did not see anything hottie i mean zoe i swear.
Koji: lord i wish i had have seen her when tokuya did but i dont think i could but up with the punishment.
tommy: stop fighting you act like your a marrried cople.
zoe&tokuya at the same time: WE ARE IDIOT.

Izzy
Zoe:J.P? J.P? Dont tell me you ate J.P!
Tommy: Grumblemons stick friend!
Kouji: Tommy, stop your stupid imagination!

AnthonyF.
Takuya: Boo!
Zoey: AHHH!! *Realizing it was just Takuya*
Zoey: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SCARE ME! *POUNDS*
Koji: I told him not to
Tommy: Man it's a good thing I didn't do that

Hydrodiva
Izumi: I told you, Takuya! Yoshino belongs with Ivan, not Neon!
Kouji: Shipping wars, sheesh.

Izu-chan
Zoe: Idiot! *whines* You ate all the food and now we're hungry!
Takuya: *thinks* Meh..I was the one who's so hungry and can eat a horse.

Lalala
Takuya: I love Zoe more than ever know!
Zoe: Why do you love me! I won't stop hitting your goggles until you don't love me!
Takuya: Uncle! Uncle!
Tommy: Guys, I need to go Number 2!
All except Tommy: NOO!!!!!!!!
Tommy: Too late! *PFFT!*