Never Say

Credit: Gilian

Zoe: Spirit Evolution!!!Kazemon!
J.P.: Spit Evolution........Beetlemon!Hunh?I'm not evolving!Arrghh......Digivice corrupted again!
Kazemon: Here we go again.....*slaps forehead*
Kumamon: Let's go!!!!!
Terriemon: Oohhhh.......Kumamon....*heart-shaped eyes*
Henry: What?!You're gay?!!!BLAME CALUMON!!!!
Calumon: Kruu!!!!!Run!!!!*run away*
Terriermon: Pleaseeeee let me digivolve to Rapidmon!!!I'm in love.......Henry....please understand!
Renamon: Sob!!How could you,Terriermon!!!*kicks Terriermon*
Impmon and Guilmon:Renamon!!!!!NOOOOOO!!!Hey......!*both fight*
Rika: We're obviously in the wrong chapter...
Takato: Aaaagh!Where's the nurse when you need her!
Nurse: How'd I get here?!
Catsuramon: Hey!You're not Calumon!

Back to the Digimon Frontier........

Aguinimon: I hope Grottomon ain't here!
Lobomon: Digivolve to.........what's the name again?!
Loweemon: Hee hee!Even my powers work on him!!!!
Kazemon: Ack!Someone grabbed me!
Kumamon: No,you idiot.No one grabbed you!
Mushmon:..........back to the Shroomish!
Beetlemon: Hey!Where's Kazemon and Lobomon?

At moon glazed fields......

*Kazemon and Lobomon kissing*
Absol: Wow.Two worlds really have become one.
Haunter: I agree.......the Digiworld and the Pokemon world musta collided!
Baby Absol: I WANT MY MUSTARD!!!!!!
Brendan:........*staring*
Kazemon and Lobomon: Uh-oh.*Kazemon takes Lobomon and Absol mustard then flies off*
Brendan: Hey!That's my Absol's.......ugh!
-Back to Zero Three Characters......
Renamon: *digivolves to Kyubimon*
Rika: OK let's find Calumon!
Calumon: Hey!No peeking!*runs to hide*
Guilmon: OK OK!!!!!1....2...here I come,3...4...shut the door....5...
Takato: You guys still use that count?!
Hill of the Ancients
Pikachu: So this is the unthinkable that was to happen?!
Xatu: Hey!I said it was unthinkable,so I can't think exactly what it was!
Skitty: ..........*runs off to say hi to the Digimon*
Meowth: Noooo.....Skitty don't leave me!!!!T^T
-Back to Digimon...
Kazemon: This is tiring!
Aguinimon: Yeah.Entertaining is boring.

Credit: Digital queen

V-mon: Gatomon, pls accept my love...
Patamon: No way, Gatomon's mine....
Gatomon: I'm so in love with two....

Wargreymon: Did you just jumped into the Black Sea?
BlackWargreymon: ... It was fun.. Did you just came out of the volcano?

Credit: Digital queen

wizardmon: gatomon, i have no regrets. All i want is for you to avenge me with the crest of darkness. *dies*
Gatomon: gatomon digivolve to....Satanwomon!
Satanwomon: Myotismon, let's destroy these fools!
Lillymon: Ugh. That is SO not cool!

Credit: SepherZmon

Terriermon: Hakuna Matata!
Henry: Whats that mean?
Terriermon: It means no worriers! its my new Moto!

J.P.: Would you go out on a date with me Z?
Zoe: But I love Takuya
Takuya: But I love Kouji
Kouji: But I belong with Kouichi!
Patamon: And I belong with Papamom!
Bokomon: Huh? Humans can be so wierd...even Digimon

Palmon catches Mimi dating one of the Numemon

Tai: Joe help me that big meanie dragon is trying to freeze me!
Joe: Never fear Joe's here!

Greymon: Greymon??? I need a newer skin tone. I should be called ORANGEmon or Bluestripesmon than Greymon!

Matt: Okay its 7 of us against 400 flying monkeys (many Vilemon)
(they all go their baby forms)
All Digidestined Digimon: No way! we're going back to bed

Joe: Anyone know where all the toilet paper went?
(Ogremon whistles and walks away)
Joe: You stinky digimon *stares*

Piedmon: Let me show you who my master really is!
Mr. Mime: Mr.Mime? mime mime!
(All the kids die of lauging so much)

Izzy: I wonder if there are any other computer nerd who have a pineapple computer.

Izzy: Stupid window 98!

Patamon: Who the heck said that I look like Pikachu??

Etemon: Forget rock n roll...I'm trying some rap lessons!
Matt: From who?
Etemon: Eminem!

Mimi: Entei..I mean Saberleomon you're back!

(Narrarator samurai of Sincerity ending)
Nararator: Will they find more digidestined? and will Yolie got out with Michael on Friday night? Or will she go out with other guys? Lets find out on the next, Digimon Digital Monsters!

Ikkakumon: Im fat! time for the gym!

T.K.: T.K. digivolve tooo....Jesse McCartney!
Matt: Matt digivolve too....Nick Carter...!

Mimi: When Einstein's most famous formula E=mc2 is mentioned, the atomic bomb is usually not far behind. Indeed there is a connection between the two, but it is subtle, and sadly, some popular science texts get it wrong: they will tell you that a nuclear explosion is "caused by the transformation of matter and energy" according to Einstein's formula, and that the gigantic conversion factor c2 is responsible for the immense power of such weapons.
Tai: When did you get so smart?
Mimi: I read and I took over Izzy's brain! MWUHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Izzy: Anyone know where my pink computer went?
Tai: I see...

Etemon goes to the real world and is chased around by crazy Elvis fans

Joe: Weeee!!!!!!i got an F!its gonna take me to college!!! and everything!

Piedmon: I shall make my clothes..Disappear!!
Puppetmon: Pinoccio..lord and master

Izzy: 2 + 2=? Mimi can you help me?

Joe: Me? in Lost...count me in!
Gomamon: You couldn't even survive one day all on you own!

Matt: Gabumon what are you?
*takes his furr off*
Matt: Agumon?????
Mimi: AHHHH!!!MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
Gabumon: Matt! stop drooling on my fur!!!its Dry Clean Only!!!! Go sleep on someone else...

Sora: Ym..Tai whats that on your hair???
Tai: Oh those are just some baby chicks,,they thought my hair was a nest

Agumon: Dinosaurs....are extinct? Since when??? I want my lawyer!!!

Kabuterimon: Where are my eyes!!! I've been living a lie T.T

Piedmon:*Throws a pie at Joe*
Joe: Thanx i was hungry..hmm..vanilla Im alergic to it! help me!!!

June: I love you Matt!
T.K.: Eh??? stop hugging me!!! Matt moved to another country!
June: So Davis wasnt lieing eh?

Piedmon: Italy shall obey me!!!
Zoe:why would we?
Piedmon: Fine i'll just go to Piedmontese..
Zoe: But thats where i live!!!!

Piedmon: Today sesame street was brought to you by the letters M Y O T I S M O N and the numbers 6 6 6

Yolie: Im hungry..Bring on the Borch! ( or whatever that that food is called)
Sora: Perusky!
Hawkmon: California Rolls!
Yolie: But there's no more..
Hawkmon: Then i shall fly to California.Up up and away!

Kari: What should we eat?
T.K.: Hm....Im thinking Ramen..
(Naruto show up out of nowhere)
Naruto: Give me that!
(naruto Disapears)
Gatomon: what in the Digi World was that?
T.K.: I dont know but I want my Ramen back!
kari: Here we go again..

*Sora on top of Birdramon* and starts to sing
Sora: I believe I can fly!! I believe I can.. *jumps off Birdramon*
Birdramon: Yay I'm free!!!

Mimi: Hi ken!!!
Ken: hi!
Wormmon: no one says hi to me anymore?!?!
Mimi: EEK!!!!! bug!! wheres the Raid?! *takes out Raid and sprays it on Wormmon*
Wormmon: *in Digi heaven lol*Why..Why??? what did i ever do to you?!?
Ken: I told him not to come out yet..
Mimi: oops..i'll get a new wormmon..
Ken: Forget it...
Worrmon: *still in digi heaven*Hey!! i thought you loved me ken

Credit: Izumi_Elric

Mimi: Mimi digivolve to..
Sora: Sora digivolve to..
Mimi: Sailor Moon!?
Sora: Sailor Mars!? What happened?
Narrator: Oops, wrong anime! *Runs away from the scene*
Both: *Chases Narrator* COME BACK HERE!!!

Credit: Demonic Mist

Angemon: Patamon digivolve....Angemon! ANGEMON!?! what happened to the L?

Joe: Being a doctor is a horrible....I want to be a Garbage Man!

Kari: I should stop caring for other people, no one thinks about ME?! Am I not lovable? Am I!? Tell ME! *goes crazy*

Izzy: Computers are for nerds..

Sora: What is this ugly helmet I'm wearing?! And why am i wearing these gloves that were sooooo last year?? I guess its Shopping Time!!

Tai: Oh my god!! That shirt is soo adorable!! And o! Is that skirt from!!? Don't tell me!! *screams like a girl* Shopping Time!

Angewomon: Satan Arrow!!

All of the Digidestined: We won't let the good win!! As long we hate each other, there is still hope for evil!!

Credit: shizumablueflame

(While WarGreymon is fighting BlackWarGreymon)

BlackWarGreymon: ...I am your father...
WarGreymon: ...nnnnnnnooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Credit: breezy

*in the flashback Iori's grandfather has about Oikawa*
*Oikawa is seen crying, Iori's grandfater watching him*
Grandpa: ................
*a voice rings out somewhere near the grandpa*
Voice: Who is that man? He looks so sad....
Grandpa: *blinks, looks down*
*chibi ken is seen standing next to grandpa*
Grandpa: *looks back at Oikawa* His name is Oikawa. He was a friend of my son's, who recently passed away...
Ken: Huh? I'm sorry! You must be really sad!
Grandpa: I am. But I know he is as well. They grew up together...I was often strics on the boy but I cared about him as if he was my own son...I only wish I knew how to tell him....but I don't know how
Ken: You don't know how?
Grandpa: No...
Ken: oh........*looks at Oikawa for a while*
Ken: *raises hands to mouth*
Ken: HEY MR. OIKAWA! THIS GUY SAYS THAT HE-
*ken is pulled behind a bush by grandpa before Oikawa can see who's talking*

Credit: Melissa

Mummymon: Arukenimon, I hope you know.. I love you.. I want to ask you.. willl you.. ?
Arukenimon: OF COURSE I'll marry you! I love you too, Mummymon! *Smiles*
Mummymon: ... I was going to ask if you'd help me get rid of the Digi-Destend..

Sam: Ken, have you seen my textbook?
Ken: Yep! I threw it in the garbage can so you'd spend more time with me..
Sam: WHAT?! In that case.. * takes out books and throws them inside the trash, too* to hell with school.. C'mon, Kenny, let's go blow some bubbles!
Ken: **thinking** .. Along with your hair gel.. I'm gonna get in trouble for that..

Credit: Hydrodiva

Zoe: *to Mushroomon* You need a hug! *hugs Mushroomon*

Kazemon: *to Grumblemon* You are unhappy....Want to be my friend?
Grumblemon: Me no know...
Kazemon: I take that as a yes! YAY! HUGS FOR EVERYONE! *hugs everyone*

Ranamon: Do ya hear me?!!!
Zephyrmon: *sadly* You are mad at me..
Ranamon: Eh?
Zephyrmon: You need a hug! Hugs make everything better! *hugs Ranamon but starts to crush her*
Ranamon: Need...air...can't...breathe....
Zephyrmon: What was that, pally wally?

Cherubimon: *to Zephyrmon* You die! *laughs evilly*
Zephyrmon: T.T
Ophanimon: Gosh darnit Cherubimon! *pushes Zephyrmon out of the way* NO ONE TOUCHES MEH GIRL!
Zephyrmon: ....um okay.

Credit: CharmedSerenity

Season 1

Tai "Waahh, I want my mommy"

Kari "When did we get to kill something?"

Joe "Mwahahaha, now I can reveal my evil plan to take over the Digiworld"

Angemon *wearing a poker dealer's cap* "Sorry, T.K, I can't save you at the moment, I'm playing poker with Angewomon and she's beating me *mumbles something about being beaten by a woman*

Leomon "You are my son and the one true king, hey, wait a minute, who swopped my script for the script from the Lion King"

Season 2

DemiVeemon "Davis, I'm hungry, give me some broccoli"

Veemon "Veemon digivolve to MissVeemon" *looks down at himself and sees he is now wearing a sleeveless pink dress, a long blonde wig and red lipstick* "Ok, who wrote today's script, I'm in drag for cryin' out loud"

Cody "When I grow up, I want to be just like the Digimon Emperor"

Armadillomon "Food, what's that?"

Jun "Matt? Never heard of him"

Younger Gennai "Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?"

Digitamamon "Chucki, chucki, brrriiii"

Credit: Agumon

Davis: Kari...I...I..I mean...i love you.....
Kari: How many times do i tell you i love TK!
*TK comes in*
TK: Its ok Davis, you can have her, im dating your sister to make Matt jealous.
Davis: What? No one dates my sister! She is too ugly! *shoots TK*
Kari: No one kills TK! *shoots Davis*
*Matt comes in*
Matt: What happened here and why is TK dead?
Kari: Davis killed him!
Matt: And why is hea dead?
Kari: I killed him for killing TK!
Matt: But i wanted to kill him for killing TK! Now im goanna kill you! *nukes the place*
Matt: Oops, this is goanna kill me!
*everyone is blown to pieces*
Matts voice: Bugger.

Credit: Frozen Hope

Tai: Oh, noooo...I hope we don't have to fight again...(quivers in fear)

Sora: Oh, grow a backbone, you sissy! (slaps him) Let's kick some @ss!

Matt: Awesome! I'll just stand over here and cheer you on! (jumps up and down, waves some pompoms) Gimme a D! Gimme an I! Gimme a G! Gimme an--

Izzy: (throws his computer at Matt and knocks him out)

Mimi: Yayyy! Do it again, Izzy! Nobody challenges MY cheerleading abilities!! (laughs evilly)

Joe: Mmmmm... (fantasizes about Mimi in a cheerleader outfit)

T.K.: Yeah, J-Dogg. That's what I'M talking about. WORD!

Kari: (wearing leather outfit, holding a whip) Must...find...Digimon...to abuse...

Credit: Qiara

*The scene when Angemon beat Devimon (dissapering)*

T.K.: WOOHOOO!! Patamon die! It’s heaven! Thanks a bunch Devimon! You’re my hero! Now I don’t have to share food with him anymore! I never been so happy in my life! *Cry of happines*

*Patamon go back to be an egg*

T.K.: This is truly the best day of my life! Hey everyone! Were eating eggs for dinner!
Everyone: HURRAY!!!

Digimon 02

Kari: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Laugh evily*
Davis: What’s wrong Kari?
Kari: I just did something really evil! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Davis: What is it?
Kari: I just eat Tai’s cake without him even notice! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Davis: OMG! KARI TURNS INTO EVILl!? The girl of my life is evil! *sob*
T.K.: What!? OH NO! Please Kari! Spare my life! *Begging for mercy infront of Kari*
Kari: I’ll spare your life if you give me your lunch!
T.K.: NO WAY! I’m not giving it for a million trillun hundreds of years!

Kari: Then lets have… a sword fight! Winner got the lunch!

*Having a sword fight IN SCHOOL*

Davis: T.K.AND KARI FIGHT??!?!?!?!! What’s happening with this world!?

Digimon Frontiers

Neemon: My pants is soooo old fashion, and red is soooo last month
Bokomon: Want to trade pants?
Neemon: I thought you never ask!

*Trade pants*

*Takuya walk alone*

Takuya: I have to think on buying some new goggles, but where will I got it too???

*Bumps to Tai 01*

Tai: Sorry… Wow! You have a great goggles!
Takuya: Wanna trade?
Tai: Of course! *Trade goggles*

*Tommy & Zoe walking*

Zoe: Do you ever wonder if we trade hats?
Tommy: ??? The world will go wild?
Zoe: Lets trade it!

*Trade hats*

Tommy: This is sooo cool!
Zoe: I cant see anythig!

*Carefully grab Zoe’s digivice*

Tommy: Finally! I have the spirit of wind!!! My plan is working!
Zoe: You want it? Why didn’t you say so? You can have it free of charge

Digimon 01

Agumon: I wish I can be a fashion model!

*Poof! Agumon is on the runway wearing high heels and lipstick out of control*

Digimon 02

*When Kimeramon dies*

Digimon Emperor: I’m not giving up! I still have back up! *Another Kimeramon come*
Digimon Emperor: Get ready for the REAL Kimeramon!
Kimeramon: ICE CREAM BLASTER!

*All the digidestined is covered with ice cream including Ken*

Kimeramon: BANANA ATTACK!

*With bananas*

Kimeramon: SYRUP SPREADER!

*With syrup*

Digimon Emperor: Now I will eat you! MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Davis: Not if I can eat you first!
Digimon Emperor: Then we shall have a match!

*Eating each other*

Digimon Frontier

Takuya: The pain! Oh the pain!
Tommy: What is it Takuya!?
Takuya: I... I...
Tommy: What is it!? Speak to me!!
Takuya: I cant take it anymore...
Tommy: Takuya you have to live!
Takuya: What are you talking about? I lose!
Tommy: Lose? Lose what?
Takuya: Kouji just beat me in an eating contest! I cant take it anymore! I cant eat! Can you help me?
Tommy: I got an idea alright *smiles brightly*

*Digivolve to Chackmon and freeze Takuya*

Chackmon: Now when your unfreeze your so hungry you can eat normally! ^.^
Lanamon: I’m the most beautiful girl in the planet!
Zoe: I agree with you 100% Especially when your at beast spirit mode.
Lanamon: Really??? *Confuse*
Zoe: Yep!

*Lanamon cries hug Zoe*

Lanamon: Your so kind! *sob* You’re the first one to tell me that! *sob*

*Lanamon talk about her past and something about her first boy friend bla bla bla*