Discussing the Concept of 'Nothing'
Author: Rainbowsprinkle
"Nothing" is a concept. It has free rein in our own minds. Therefore, the fact that it exists denotes that it is something. However, if nothing is something, it nullifies its own meaning. This means that there isn't anything that means "absence of anything". But this means that nothing means nothing. Therefore, this concept must exist.
Wait.
How can it exist when I have just proved that nothing is something? If nothing is something, then something is nothing. End of story.
Wait, that can't be right.